Windex

[alexadams1]

Is it true that you can clean a DeLorean with windex, that window cleaner stuff?

[bozzzydmc]

windex
windowlean
stainless steel polish
baby oil
Cif
Jif
Lif
cillit bang
alloy wheel cleaner
white spirit
turps
Metholated spirits
WD40
monkey cum




these are all the things i have heard people use, amongst other things...






Sorry yes i lied

Jif is of course a lemon.....

[alexadams1]

So what your saying is dont go out and buy a monkey just for its 'cum', you should use the stuff you trust.

[bozzzydmc]

alexadams1 Wrote:So what your saying is dont go out and buy a monkey just for its 'cum', you should use the stuff you trust.

These are only the things i have heard people using...

Thats right .. I am not advocating the illegal purchase or abuse of any form of primate for the sole benefit of cosmetic appearance.

Therefore I will be putting up a new sign on my car at the next show...

'No primates were abused in the cleaning of this automobile'

Hope this clarifies my point

[alexadams1]

Ha ha! That made me laugh. :lol:

Although I think the D would be harmed more than the monkey...anyway - back to work.

[Tourettes Tony]

I use baby oil on my De, i find with the finish i have it looks great, but better still my missus wont come in the garage when im using it :lol: :lol:
Cheers Tony TT

[Dan Howarth]

Cleaning your car with baby oil will make it smell like a nappy won't it. And monkey stuff. Where the hec do you buy that from. I always use WD-40 right when i get to a show so, a:- people can see me putting a bit of time in and, b :- it keeps the finger prints off that little bit longer. Oh and, c :- it doesn't smell like a baby's arse.

[MikeH]

ah but if it smells like a babys arse then no1 will want to touch it, therefor the fingerprints stay off for much longer than anything else

[Tourettes Tony]

Dan Howarth Wrote:Cleaning your car with baby oil will make it smell like a nappy won't it. And monkey stuff. Where the hec do you buy that from. I always use WD-40 right when i get to a show so, a:- people can see me putting a bit of time in and, b :- it keeps the finger prints off that little bit longer. Oh and, c :- it doesn't smell like a baby's arse.

Well Dan i love the smell of baby oil in the morning, and my finish is not standard plus im tight :lol: i run out of 3m so baby oil it is, it brings back fond memories :lol:
cheers TT Tony