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Windex - alexadams1 - 06 Oct 2006
Is it true that you can clean a DeLorean with windex, that window cleaner stuff?
- bozzzydmc - 06 Oct 2006
windex
windowlean
stainless steel polish
baby oil
Cif
Jif
Lif
cillit bang
alloy wheel cleaner
white spirit
turps
Metholated spirits
WD40
monkey cum
these are all the things i have heard people use, amongst other things...
Sorry yes i lied
Jif is of course a lemon.....
- alexadams1 - 06 Oct 2006
So what your saying is dont go out and buy a monkey just for its 'cum', you should use the stuff you trust.
- bozzzydmc - 06 Oct 2006
alexadams1 Wrote:So what your saying is dont go out and buy a monkey just for its 'cum', you should use the stuff you trust.
These are only the things i have heard people using...
Thats right .. I am not advocating the illegal purchase or abuse of any form of primate for the sole benefit of cosmetic appearance.
Therefore I will be putting up a new sign on my car at the next show...
'No primates were abused in the cleaning of this automobile'
Hope this clarifies my point
- alexadams1 - 06 Oct 2006
Ha ha! That made me laugh. :lol:
Although I think the D would be harmed more than the monkey...anyway - back to work.
- Tourettes Tony - 06 Oct 2006
I use baby oil on my De, i find with the finish i have it looks great, but better still my missus wont come in the garage when im using it :lol: :lol:
Cheers Tony TT
- Dan Howarth - 12 Oct 2006
Cleaning your car with baby oil will make it smell like a nappy won't it. And monkey stuff. Where the hec do you buy that from. I always use WD-40 right when i get to a show so, a:- people can see me putting a bit of time in and, b :- it keeps the finger prints off that little bit longer. Oh and, c :- it doesn't smell like a baby's arse.
- MikeH - 12 Oct 2006
ah but if it smells like a babys arse then no1 will want to touch it, therefor the fingerprints stay off for much longer than anything else
- Tourettes Tony - 12 Oct 2006
Dan Howarth Wrote:Cleaning your car with baby oil will make it smell like a nappy won't it. And monkey stuff. Where the hec do you buy that from. I always use WD-40 right when i get to a show so, a:- people can see me putting a bit of time in and, b :- it keeps the finger prints off that little bit longer. Oh and, c :- it doesn't smell like a baby's arse.
Well Dan i love the smell of baby oil in the morning, and my finish is not standard plus im tight :lol: i run out of 3m so baby oil it is, it brings back fond memories :lol:
cheers TT Tony