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EINSTEIN WARNING - Glen & Sam - 13 May 2007
HI ALL
after all my mad props collecoting some of you are aware that i know have a dog called einstein well just got back from my birthday event with my dear wife to come back to the lounge with all the other dogs toys in bits,setee in bits,sky box un wirerd ,and eny just sitting there with a smile on dogs face
( sams face was :twisted: )be warned beard collies are a great dog for a prop but cost you very much more than a time control unit or a flux
my god i feel old know 8) :lol:
- Jonny Jones - 13 May 2007
Ahh dude thats just bad luck! DFS seems have sales on all the time, just a thought, thats all
Hope you get your house back together again! Love dogs though!!
- MikeH - 13 May 2007
damn that must be annoying, im glad i prefer cats
- Glen & Sam - 13 May 2007
johny
thats were im going today to send my birthday moeny on a new on hopefully as im good old 29 today !!
- MikeH - 13 May 2007
happy birthday glen
- Tourettes Tony - 13 May 2007
Yeah happy b-day glen, still you have a bit of catching up to do TT :lol:
- Reynolds - 16 May 2007
Happy birthday mate! I will take Einstein off your hands if you don't want him anymore..... :lol:
- Guinney1971 - 17 May 2007
I got sent this joke today on email...... I've heard it before tho... :wink:
Supposedly true story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
- Glen & Sam - 17 May 2007
Reynolds Wrote:Happy birthday mate! I will take Einstein off your hands if you don't want him anymore..... :lol:
no thanks mate my mrs would kill me. i'd rather have the dogs anyday than lots of kids as mrs can't have them anyway