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please check if born before 1986...all frighteningly true - steve.s - 08 Mar 2008 this was going round the office, and very true. back to today some would say progress, i think not though. see what you think...... >>Born before 1986?? >> >>> >> >>> According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us Who were >> >>> kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived >> >> >>> because first, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or >> >>> drank while they carried us. >> >>> >> >>> They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing and didn't get tested for >> >>> diabetes, our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based >> >> >>> paint which was promptly chewed and licked. >> >>> >> >>> We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or >> >>> cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we >> >> >>> wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on >> >>> our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or >> >>> airbags -riding in the passenger seat was a treat.We drank water from >> >>> the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same. >> >>> >> >>> We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with >> >>> sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always >> >>> outside playing. >> >>> >> >>> We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no >> >>> one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts >> >>> out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out >> >>> we forgot the brakes. >> >>> >> >>> After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve >> >>> the problem. We would leave home in the morning and could play all >> >>> day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to >> >>> reach us and no one minded. >> >>> >> >>> We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 >> >> >>> channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile >> >>> phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms. >> >>> >> >>> We had friends - we went outside and found them. >> >>> We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! >> >>> We >> >>> fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no >>lawsuits. >> >>> We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other >> >>> parents. We played chap-the-door-run-away and were actually afraid of >> >>> the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe >> >>> it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive >> >> >>> us to school, which was just round the corner. >> >>> >> >>> We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. >> >>> We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood. The >> >>> idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard >> >>> of...They actually sided with the law. This generation has produced >> >>> some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. >> >>> The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas >> >>> We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned >> >>> how to deal with it all. >> >>> >> >>> And you're one of them. Congratulations! >> >>> Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real >> >>> kids,before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own >> >>> good. >> >>> >> >>> For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read >> >> >>> about This, my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might >> >>> put a smile on your face: The majority of students in universities >> >>> today were born in 1986........They are called youth. >> >>> >> >>> They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children and the >> >> >>> Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never >> >>> heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle. >> >>> (possibly not a bad thing of course....) For them, there has always >> >>> been only one Germany and one Vietnam. >> >>> >> >>> AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they >> >>> were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them John >> >>> Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how >> >>> this fat guy could be a god of dance. They believe that Charlie's >> >>> Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year. They can never >> >> >>> imagine life before computers. >> >>> >> >>> They'll never have pretended to be the A Team Red Hand Gang or the >> >>> Famous Five. They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why >> >>> Don't You. They can't believe a black and white television ever >> >>> existed. >> >>> And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a >> >>> mobile phone. >> >>> >> >>> Now let's check if we're getting old... >> >>> >> >>> 1. You understand what was written above and you smiled. >> >>> >> >>> 2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night >> >>> out. >> >>> >> >>> 3. Your friends are getting married/already married. >> >>> >> >>> 4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably >> >>> with computers. >> >>> >> >>> 5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head. >> >>> >> >>> 6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time >>around. >> >>> >> >>> 7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old >> >> >>> days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced >> >>> together. >> >>> >> >>> 8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some >> >>> other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're >> >>> getting OLD! - Dodgy Motor - 08 Mar 2008 NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT....... :lol: I wish - tracey steele - 08 Mar 2008 i get this one your right i use to play out all day when i was a kid it felt safe in those days, on a snowy school day if the heating broke we still had to go to school we just had to put our coats on in class, not today, suger sarnie`s i had every day , my teeth are fine , yes i drank from the hose pipe too, no seat belts , i think we should choose if we want to risk our own life and not wear one, those were the days, drippin on bread i had lots, so many laws and rules today you can`t help feeling your being watched all the time , what happened to the feeling of freedom its all gone, to be honest i don`t feel british any more as a lot of british traditions seem to of just vanished - frostrobo - 09 Mar 2008 Thank you for making me feel old lol Yeah I remember doing all those things... Kids of today are missing out! |